What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
14.06.2025 01:56
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
What! how could you do that?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Do you know what she said mum?
Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
True - how I loved my mum!
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?
What do you mean son?